Hey Hey You You!

Hey hey, you you!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way!
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you!
I think you’ve found Youtube
Hey hey, you you!
You should suck a fat one!

You know Youtube right? Of course you idiot. It’s that awesome site where anyone in the world can upload and view videos for free… yeah so what do they have to offer? Well as of April 2008, a measly 83.4 MILLION FUCKING VIDEOS. You could literally spend every living moment of your depressing life watching videos on Youtube without ever seeing the same video twice – and you probably should. Impressive right? Not so fast Chauncy.

From time to time, I discover awesome things, which of course make me even more Awesome. My most recent discovery? You’re an idiot. Yeah, you’re all fucking idiots. Before you get upset (because I know even you think you’re somebody) please visit this link: Youtube linx0r

The above link will direct you to the All Time Most Viewed videos of You Tube. Now that should be enough. I shouldn’t even have to say anything else… but as I’ve established you’re no better off than veggietales so let me elaborate. Soon to surpass the most watched video on YouTube and having notched more than 91,600,000 views is Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” as so brilliantly previewed at the start of this post (I know, I’m awesome right?). Surely now you can comfortably say with me, “you’re all idiots.” Try it out, it feels great – I know.