Lindsey Lohan you filthy ginger child

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Lindsey Lohan you filthy ginger child. I really don’t know anything about this girl/woman? How old is she? Is she an actress? Singer? Is she one of those recent “I’m rich so look at me waste myself on drugs and alcohol under the spotlight” girls like Paris Hilton? You know what, it doesn’t even matter. Whether she’s the daughter of an oil tycoon or the wife of a professional athlete, what matters is I don’t know who the fuck she is. The only thing I do know is that I’ve heard her name more often than mine in the past year and that is absolutely unacceptable.

Lindsey Lohan you filthy ginger child. You look like shit. You look like shit. You’ve insulted an American Great. One of the proudest moments of our country was when Marilyn Monroe hit the spotlight and spread her beautiful (and surely God-crafted) tits and twat for the world to see… and for many millions of men to ogle for many years to follow.

“Lindsey Lohan makes like Marilyn Monroe in Nude Photoshoot.” Lindsey Lohan you filthy ginger child. After looking at these pictures… all I can say is “Thanks.” Thanks Lindsey Lohan. Oh no - I’m not appreciating the fact that you showed us your beloveds (or lack thereof)… I’m thankful for the fact that you look like shit. You have just helped emphasize exactly how fucking great Marilyn Monroe looked. You look like shit. You look like shit.

Lindsey Lohan you filthy ginger child. You know the day you’re found bare and bruised in your own pile of excrement on the side of an interstate is not far away, and you’re bringing it on yourself. I could only hope it happens sooner than later. Lord knows we don’t need another set of your pepper-skin carcass images going around damaging the eyes and imagination of many millions of men for many years to follow.

Lindsey Lohan you filthy ginger child.