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Flowers, hearts, love, lust, poems, dates, dinners, romance, frilly, fairy, feline, fanny, fuck, and face.
Saint Valentine, for whom do you send your love? Hallmark or not, isn't it just oh so touching today? Hopefully for most - touching anus, vagina, cunt, twat, tits, and cock.
To the girls - Today I watched as a flower delivery-man walked accross the street to bring flowers to his next VICTIM OF LOVE! (DUN DUN DUN). What was really sad was the way the women all around responded to his flower-ridden trot across the street. As a boat would stream across the the lake and send wave ripples of harmonic frequency in a V shaped pattern (perhaps for Valentine on this Saint Valentines day)the women around were immediately summoned by the flower-bearer's presence and chatter raced accross them. They commented either to themselves or their partners about the flowers and what a lucky little lady was to soon receive in exchange (presumably) for her similarly blooming labia. So to the ladies who do not receive flowers today... please remember you have your own beautifully rewarding flower just below your belt. Make use of it on this Saint Valentine's day, share with all around you - your flower is one that many can enjoy.
To all the guys - Get Some.
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