Hello and welcome to the blogderbeast monsterblog. What's Blogderbeast? Blogderbeast is a fucking awesome title I've given myself for my monsterblog. Whether you're small or big, left or right, colorful or not, you must agree in the world of blogs there is nothing more awesome than a blogderbeast. Blogderbeast could be anything you'd like to imagine. Let it run wild! Is blogderbeast Andre the Giant's kid brother? Is blogderbeast the Senator Jeff Jackobson of Ohio (this guy blogderbeast?) Is the blogderbeast your mother-in-law? Is the blogderbeast the ghost of Christmas past? Blogderbeast is whatever the hell you want - and that is why it is the most awesome ever in blogging since forever.
My name is Aren and I'm probably too lazy to ever post again, but hold on to my trousers because I'm so full of shit they're fallin right off. Thanks for reading and I look forward to looking forward.
5 comments:
That is quite the epic post
I expect this to only go down hill from here.
omg hi lauren.
Who are you? How are we related? Hey I don't want to create an account. Is this your way of getting everyone to open a google account?
Talin
How sad Aren, no more responses? Maybe this stuff is too harsh for most people to read and digest. Great writing skills though.
Talin
I AM IN YOUR CEILING WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.
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